Miami PD are intimidating.

I can live with the fact that people in Florida have the ugliest mail-boxes in the world. I might even say that they're uglier than Jack Osborne(I have serious suspicions that he is adopted, his real mother is Anna Nicole Smith and his father is a German Shepherd).

I can also live with the fact that people here BUILD their own pools, even though they live right next to the carribbean. Congratz, you just paid money to have a big hole of water 10 feet away from your house when the worlds biggest fucking hole of water is 15 feet away from it. And that one is free.

What I can't live with, is the fact that the police here aren't nearly as intimidating as the NYPD. You want to call the NYPD "officer" when you talk to them, I kind of feels nice. Here, the cop-cars sound like a gay guy whistling after Colin Farell at a club and they look like something out of Monsters Inc. And the icing on the cake is this police station that I found:

A semi-pink police station? You have got to be fucking kidding me.

// Robin

p.s one of the theme-songs to our everglades/key west roadtrip. I got smashed and decided it was a good idea to convince italian tourists that it is swedish tradition to write "HUMAN ROBOT" all over someone's body when they drink alcohol. I did it to nobody, everyone did it to me.